Tuesday, February 19, 2008

i am officially a PANSY

so i took janey (the best dog on earth) to the pet store. i go late so its as barren as possible. i let her roam down the toy aisle and what she 'sniffs' the hardest is the toy she gets to take home. she sniffed this huge bone w/fake marrow inside. so ok...i obediently purchased what my little princess wanted. its a real bone filled with processed chicken-flavored...um...for lack of a better term...MUSH. the point is to give it to your dog and let them struggle to suck the marrow out. yeah...

so janey sucked about 1/4 out of one side. then 1/4 out of the other side. she couldnt reach the very middle. so what do i do? do i let her struggle? do i leave her figure it out?? no..i take her bone and force my finger into one end and push the fake marrow out so she can reach it. yeah...PANSY.

then she sucks it down more and now she's learned to bring it to me as if to say "I can reach it. push it out again!" and what do i do? yeah...

P-A-N-S-Y

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