insomnia part 2

so here we are again. its 414am. im watching tv. janey my beautiful black lab is snoring to add insult. what is there to do at 415am? i could take janey for a walk. of course she'd give me this look like "are you serious?!?" she does that sometimes. granted she would easily give in. one shake of her leash and shes ready. but...its cold.

ok. so there are a few things i could do but all are projects that would take a while. do i really want to start a project at 417am? nah.

um...yeah...so i lay here on my couch w/my dog on my legs. snoring. i already took a hot shower, thinking that might kick in some semblance of relaxation. nope.

ok. so im going to watch a docmentary on meth addiction. i wonder if they have trouble sleeping? from what i can tell so far, they are too paranoid to sleep. one guy sleeps with a gun and a taser by his bed. why? he didnt really have a good reason. just said he's "worried". um...ok. then there is this young girl. probably early eaaarly 20's on meth. she has sores all over her mouth and shoots up. ew. ok...close up of a vein being intruded by a syringe...NEXT STATION.

here we go again. infomercials. orangatan island. i love that show. granted i hate monkeys. i have since i saw the wizard of oz as a child and the flying monkeys kidnapped Toto. i dont know why i didnt so much mind them stealing dorothy. she asked for it by running off in the middle of a tornado. but poor toto. all he did was jump out of elvira gulch's bicycle basket. and if she were going to have me put to sleep, id jump out too. & yes, i would bite.

getting back to monkeys though...i have heard one too many stories about how wild crazy orangatans or apes or even monkeys went crazy on a group of people. i still shudder at the orangatans who got loose a few years ago at a preserve and ripped a man's eyeball out! they also ripped off his foot at the ankle. i mean isnt that overkill?? jeez. i mean if youre so angry, hit the guy. he goes down. BOOM. then walk away. but to rip the poor man's eyeball out!! seriously...and then there are those little "cute" monkeys. you know-- the ones with the giant eyes and everyone oo's and ah's over them. yeah. here's a newsflash people: when they get mad they throw their poop at you. i have a problem with anything -- human or not -- that thinks of poop as a weapon. that's just gross.

ok its 430. im back to the meth addicts. they live in a hotel because they dont have anywhere to go. i dont get how they live? where do they get money for meth? or do they barter w/sex? i just dont get that lifestyle. um..now "ashlee is attempting to prostitute herself for meth." ok. she did. and she's driving off w/her meth. its good to have goals, i suppose. she just snorted it and now is screaming "that burns!!" um...no. really? youre not supposed to suck stuff up your nose, brainiac. i learned that one at 6 when i accidently sucked pixie-stick sugar up my nose.

is it too early for breakfast? probably. maybe ill work out. OMG-- i just YAWNED! YES!!! time to lay down.